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Noods Not Nukes T-Shirt – Lemon
£22.00
White tee. Nuclear-level sarcasm.
A bowl of ramen going full meltdown, zero subtlety and zero fence-sitting. The Noods Not Nukes tee blends dark humour and bold illustration with a clear point of view. Soft, lightweight cotton. Strong fit. Built for late nights, loud opinions, and not blending in.
A white tee with a bowl of ramen going full meltdown.
Because some things are worth taking a side on.
The Noods Not Nukes tee mixes dark humour with bold illustration. A mushroom cloud made of noodles, chopsticks mid-lift, zero subtlety. It’s loud without being try-hard and lands somewhere between protest art and back-of-a-tour-van merch.
This one isn’t about blending in.
It’s about saying it plainly, with a bit of sarcasm and a lot of attitude.
Soft, lightweight cotton with a fit that holds up. Easy to wear on its own. Easy to layer. Built for gigs, late nights, and conversations you didn’t plan on having.
Details
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Soft ring-spun cotton
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Lightweight and breathable
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Large back graphic print
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Clean construction with no side seams
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Ribbed collar that keeps its shape
Straightforward message. Solid tee. No filler.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| Weight | N/A |
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