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If You Torture the Data Accent Coffee Mug (11oz)
£13.99
Not a motivation mug. A warning label.
“If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything” says what most dashboards won’t. Built for analysts, marketers, founders, and anyone who’s watched numbers get bent to fit a story. Bold graphics, solid ceramic, and zero patience for bad assumptions. Sip, side-eye the data, refill.
This mug doesn’t motivate you.
It interrogates your spreadsheets.
“If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything” wraps a very real truth around your caffeine routine. It’s for analysts, marketers, founders, researchers, and anyone who’s watched numbers get bent until they tell a convenient story.
Sharp thinking. Dirty methods. Lemon juice everywhere.
The design pulls from punk flyers, tattoo flash, and anti-corporate zines. Loud type. Dripping ink. A reminder that data doesn’t lie – people do the twisting.
It’s not subtle.
It’s not polite.
It’s painfully accurate.
Glossy white ceramic with a bold contrast interior and handle. Clean shape. Solid feel. Built for desks, studios, home offices, and places where charts get questioned before coffee kicks in.
Sip it. Side-eye the dashboard. Refill it.
Product details
White ceramic mug with coloured interior and handle
Available in 11oz (0.33L) and 15oz (0.44L)
Glossy finish with sharp colour contrast
Comfortable C-shaped handle
Lead and BPA-free
Made for everyday use, critical thinking encouraged
Perfect for long meetings, bad assumptions, and calling bullshit before 9am.
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